Wackness

i'm an o-t-t
o-c-d

g - double o n
no a dd
though
i think
i took ritalin
and i think
i od'd again

feeling as invisi.b.l.e
as cena
can you see me?

this talent is texas
I'm fresh like the alexis
to a hannah montana
this movement is being tested
for the most beneficial progression
IS THIS YES. YES IT IS
LITMUS TESTED
I NEVER SECOND GUESSED THIS .
ONLY EVER REFRESHED THIS.

alexis texas.

i'm so fresh
an alexis texas
to a hannah montana
it's best
to progress
from the very 1st step

STAY CONSCIOUS OF POSITIVE + Strength

TOUGHER THAN A 28 CENT STEAK
SWEETER THAN GERMAN CHOCOLATE CAKE
NEW YORK CITY - CHARM
WITH THAT LA GRIT-TY
CALM AS THE SEA
ON A DAY WITH NO WIND
WHEN THERE ARE WAVES
I AM THE DUST SENDIN WHIPSPERS TO THE KIDS

BRIAN KENDRICK

WITH THE FLAIR OF A RIC
TAKIN' MY STEPS LIKE A KENDRICK
WALKIN MADMAN INTELLIGENT
RHINESTONED LEATHER JACKET
TOUCH OF WRECKLESSNESS
BUT NEVER CARELESS WITH MY PRESENCE SPIT
SET PRESEDENTS
THEN I BREAKEM IN 10 SECONDS
WITH ELEVEN TIMES THE SWAG
16 TIMES TO MY CHAMP
THIS NATURE GIRL IS
RAD
ON HER MICHAEL JACKSON SWAG BAD!

BATES

Norman Bates says he hates me cause im more psycho than he is.

bates bois

i was a good samaratin now im
makin out w mannequins
sleeping next to skeletons
had a rita hayworth, stole jacks
but she just made me sad again)
i think the bates in me is back again
dark as a darth vader
this psycho's a grown up anakin

action. ghost of g.friens pastn

RADDEST NERD

the urkle of rap
this nerd is back
looking so damn rad,
with those dude shirts
Michael Jackson swag.
so rad baby to be mad bad.

kreayshawn love her
forget haters and brandings of one hit wonder

Ben Stiller

this is ben stiller rhymes right here, aight

* insert the ben stiller rhymes go find it!!*
reality bites
i never ben this stiller
i feel like spiders dug their fangs
attempt to become my killa
actually i hate reality
survivor can suck it
we all survived high school
none of us got a check for a mil
inside a f'n bucket
all we got is fried chicken
i hate money
so i guess i love it
lies
idont even eat those hormones
chickens on anabolic
steroids
lack of ethical is chronic
mut the ching chings
so no noise
silent!
stay that way violent
to animals
is discgraceful
but we chow w/ a homer simpson faceful
then sit on our asses and watch baseball
but i do like the beard really just coz i got
a thing for sf architecure yeah

Transylvania

took a turn on the hollywood express

keep the cups, but all i want is access to blood in excess

my dreams forgot la

im on my way to Transylvania

w/ doras stolen backpack

and huckle finns knapsack

a scout finch with fangs

rockin Jems favourite man pants

atticus worries bout my raps

but they never really seem to make'm mad

im glad, i even played em for boo

made'm give mr rad an extra cut w the left handed scissors too

like scissorhands, this edward is an outcast

playin outkast till the sun goes down at night fast

im like glass. try to break me, you bleed blood, some slash

it's arrogance in the advance that makes naysayers fall past

logic into a pit while a make hits with it, and the truth is booth
that this abyss is bottomless

take bones w you, we'll never here'm hit the ground and

honestly

sorry you ain comin back

i'll steal your identity

rock up to your mothers house

with a fake id,

like shes been neglectin your face'n

wait for her, impatiently
as
she bakes the last batch of cranberry organic cookies

should he did he would she?

yes the unicorn is back again

butterin up ya mother
quicker than a her pan
for the cookies that she bakes me till im sick
says shes no crocker .disagree. & then brand it
f*ckin fantastic

- Beyonce -

i want grammies,
i want vmas
i want to marry beyonce
"ya dont say"
and give her baby away
to jay -z he can make
him or her his rap protage
while me and b
play thelma&louise
we got some bones to break
start with the kkk
and move onto less obvious bigots
whose thoughts are ominous
less ambiguous than gays so
they wanna kill us

silence - b4 you hate
and get cray
this is a joke
i dont believe in violence
and i got mad respect for jays
can't wait to cop the mix he did w/ kanye
it'll probably inspire me
to write a whole damn mixtape
but honestly im still cray
as marge gamblin or the psych ward guy called mj

train.way.2.super.8

eye contact.

just hate me. afraidme.

stalker.twitter.talkeer.tweet.
beep. just be my daufgter
mutual friend sorta
lefyt town
couldn taffordta

im as mellow as yellow
renrobed inside a marshed fello

my diet consists
of tang
and tangelos

my favourite
celebrity
is definitely beverly
d'angelo
cause she dont tske shit
from mofos and neither should yo

1. Piano lessons

2. Mixtape
3. Design
4. Workout

+ Skateboarding

IF U GONNA BE DUMB U GOTA BE TOUGH

stupid is as stupid odes

this kid is ravinous
chowin down rap sandwiches
savage as a randy is (a macho man w/ championships)
avid as the acts of angry baptists
wrapped in bandages
they aim at activists
i
allegorically aimed at massacists
that rep the mass antithesis of
proactive pacifists
my grandparents said
2 go pass 36 for marylin
and not to do what manson did
its pretty tragik
yes but that's my parents
dimented catalyst that i disdain
and an inevitable ending to a weaker grip on fame
its a shame but tragik is what tragik is
and mad mixed with radness
produces whackness and even more a war.
i should not want to comprehend
luckily i do not.
i lean on the surname
and hope genetics blurred me
from absurdity .
i hate myself
please God Save me
i feel that huck
finn
so let me be the scout to an atticus

age 40 phsych ward and an abacus